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From those of you whom downloaded my Fake MK SOunds, I made another one, and this one has VIDEO! Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself. It is an AVI, and it's a pretty big file. How big? 5MB ZIPPED!

Hey Stupid VS. Carrot
DOWNLOAD NOW!!!! Warning, 5MB.

I was checking out the Gossip Section the other day, and there was some pretty funny fights going on in it. My friend Jay has a forum now, and anything goes. Check it out,

December's Teacher of the Month is up! Go check it out! I also took some advice from my friend Jay, AKA Skeezixthecat, and remodeled the Members' Section. So if your a member, check it out!

Ok, So what is new for today? First of all, members of my community will benifit from a brand-new tutorial developed by Skeezixthecat. In this tutorial, you will learn how to make your own Graphics for your Web Page. There is also a new Mystery Midi. To find what the last Mystery Midi, Click on Mystery underneath the Midi playing. The Teacher of the Month Will be up As soon as the new Month comes, so it will be here Soon, VERY SOON... I want to try something new for my page. I want to have some sort of a contest every month. It is very simple to do, for more info, click on Contests. Congratulations to the following people that found the hidden page:

• Joshua
• Billy Aguilar
• Jay
• Tracy

I've done a lot of updates! First of all members, If you had a hard time making Banners, well, Skeezixthecat made an AWESOME Tutorial on making Banners. Click on the Login under Membership to check it out! I've torn apart the Weird Page, and took the main features from it and added them to the Fun Stuff category. I've also touched up all of the pages. I also Re-Did my Contact page. I never really cared for it that much, probably because I didn't like they way it looked. Well, I like the way it looks now!!!
Results from The Quick Question:
3 out of 16 people said

NO
Well, Majority ruleS!!
My profile has been updated, along with my picture.

I added a new Mystery Midi. The last Mystery Midi was pretty easy, but it did not encourage people to tell me in my survey. So I am decided to do something different. I have choices to choose from this time in my survey. So you have a 1:6 chance of getting it right. I've brought back the hidden page! That means some where on this page is a hidden link that refers you to a hidden page. I haven't done that in a long time, but I thought it would be interesting to bring back. To make it easier to find it, if you put your Cursor over the hidden Link, you will hear a stupid laugh that sound.
Quick Question: Would you like to see my picture posted in my personal page?

I won't be online as I used to. GTE has gone from unlimited hours to 100 hours. So until we get a new ISP, I won't be online as much as I used to. I will continus my updates though. So if you have me on ICQ, might as well email me at nwjoe@xoommail.com. I've updated the survey, because it was kinda out of date. I also recieved complaints about how some of the Duke3D Waves didn't work. Now the ones that didn't work are working now. Now every time you view my webpage, there is now a random Member Banner.

It seems that no one seemed to know what the Mystery Midi was. It was the Stalking theme from Halloween. Since no one knew it, and no one bothered to fill out a survey, I'd just change the midi. The Powwow Tutorial is complete. Look for a tutorial on how to make banners writen by Skeezixthecat.

There is a new Mystery Midi up. So if you didn't know what the last one was, goto the mystery midi and find out what it was. Tell me if you know this one. The Computer Club webpage is Online! Check it out! http://www.barstow.cc.ca.us/compclub/. I also updated the Links section. I got rid of the Banner Links, and merged in my Friends Links. I also added some new friends URLs.

I like to thank Lord Rayden for mirroring my Mortal Kombat Files on his server. You can find his page at http://pantheon.simplenet.com. I started working on the Tutorial section. So there are two tutorials ready to be viewed. The tutorial is part of my member section. So if you want to become a member, join my community to the right. Other news, I've been playing other roles lately. I'm playing with Visual Basic. I am trying to make an AutoRun Program for my CDROMs I made. I also joined the Barstow College Computer Club. Rick, Nate, and I have been working on the page. It is coming along very nice. I will probably be up tommorrow afternoon, on the college's server.

There is an Exclusive New Themes Availible! Two cool themes, along with an updated theme. There is a Outworld Theme, along with a Rayden Theme. I also updated the Duke Nuke'm Theme. All 3 themes are complete with sounds events for ICQ. So if your sick and tired of that "EET OHHH" sound, come on and download these themes! Not only they have great sound events, but the color schemse are great too!

Atreides off of ICQ discovered that my mp3s from the Fake Mk Humor were'nt working. So I went to investigate what was wrong. There was nothing wrong. I recently found out about what Xoom did about linking media files. So they are in ZIPS now. Atreides said he will also host them. So if you are still having trouble downloading, you can find them on his site. Thanks...

The Member section is about 95% complete. If you are a member of my community, you can go check out the stuff I threw in there. I changed the appearance of the news sections and above. I was kinda sick of the old style. I had that other style for a while, so I adopted this new style. I hope you enjoy it.

I haven't update my page in ages. I know I know, but I haven't recieved hardly any motivation. At least until tonight. I recieved at random message from someone on ICQ wanting to see my page. I send the URL, and a bit later, asking me about my community and stuff. He motivated me to keep going. Thanks JDog, I will look for stuff to add. I've been busy with college and stuff like that. There is a new Mystery midi, go find out what the last one was if you didn't know what it was.

All of the Members pages are up, except for 3 pages. If your a member, and have not recieved your password, let me know.

I've started my own Xoom Community. I hope that it will get big! I bet what your wondering, "Whats in it for me?"

The content on my Web site will be the foremost incentive for my visitors to join my community. I can communicate with my members by email and let them know when the site is updated, and I can also learn about my visitors and the kinds of things they would like to see. But in addition, every member that signs up for my community will automatically become a XOOM member, too. So, I can also offer all of XOOM's services to my members! My members receive:

the option to build their own Web site, with 11 MB FREE space! access to chat rooms, guestbooks, clip art, movies, and more on the XOOM site! special email offers of hot new products at unbelievable discounts! As a added bonus, I am working on a members section for my page. When your apart of my comminity, you will have access to my members section. You will find my personal tools I use, which I am too selfish to share with everyone else. >:)

I've been play around with Tables a lot lately. I got enough practice now, so here is Joe's Home Page in TABLES!

Fiznatty Has Arrived!
Click here to see Fiznatty!

These last couple weeks, I've been threatened by geocities. Because I am using my space as a Signpost. And that happens to be a violation to their Guidlines. They have nothing better to do, but threaten me saying that If I don't move back in, They will Delete my membership, and use my lot for someone else.. Why can't they find the REAL violators. The ones that use their pages for Warez or XXX. But nooooo, they have to harass me about my page being used as a Sign Post. I did move a page back in. Thats what they wanted, So I moved another one of my pages there. Not really much of an update today, I did updated my profile. I added the Graduation Picture Albumn to it. So that way it won't be hidden with the Past News. Look forward for a Humorous section I am working on. It is going to be a funny section. For you regular visitors. You might of heard the rumors in the Messageboard or in the Scrawl wall about Fiznatty. Well... They are now true. I am bringing Fiznatty A LIVE. I started working on it today. So stop by to see when It is done. Thanks!

And if you get the chance, Please send me some Feed Back. I love getting some!

WHERE THE HELL IS BARSTOW IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!
Check it out now!!!!
Don't forget to check out The Place of the Nasty

I like to wish my Best Friend Thomas Alley Good luck in the Army. He left last Tuesday, and I haven't got the chance to honor him on my page. Now for the news about my page...
New Mystery Midi up, The I'm To Sexy got REAL annoying to me. So I have an excellent midi now. the "Where the Hell is Barstow" page is Almost done! :-)
It is 80% complete. So keep checking back!

I got 2/3 componets done of my Graduation section, so I am going to release it to the public.
[Graduation]

I GRADUATED!!!!! I am planning on putting pictures of my Graduation on the net, but I need to wait till tomarrow when I get the pictures. There is also a NEW TEACHER of the MONTH!!!!

Sorry for the LATE update. I have been busy with the end of the year actitvities. If you don't know, I am in 3 More DAYS!! And I have been doing senior activities. I have been working on a REAL treat for my webpage. It is really neat as the moment, but it is not complete. I can post it up now, but I want you all to be SUPRISED!!! There is a new Midi up. Not many people knew what the last midi was, so goto the Midi section to see what the last midi was. I also added some NEW links!!!

Polls for the Teacher Of The Month Is Open So Vote for that teacher you want to see warped and deformed. I was thinking what I can do to inprove my site, and I decided to start working on one of the most oldest features of my website... And that is the "Where the Hell Is Barstow Section," so that is my next goal. I am going to make it more interactive than it was before.

If you are in High Graphic Mode, Then you probably notice that there is a Java menu now. It is a lot faster, and quicker too. There is a new Mystery midi up as well.. Find out what the last one was.

I fixed some annoying ERRORS I have made, and Added some more links.. A NEW THEME IS COMING SOON!!!!

The number one thing I need to do for my page is to make a Mirror Page. Lately ProHosting has been VERY slow. And they send me emails telling me to tell people to get a paid account from them, want i am supposed to do? Tell them get it, but it will very slow? Well, they seem to care SO much about their PAID custemers.... I dont blame them, but they should forget about us either... anyways, I posted a new Midi. If the last one stumped you, take a look to see what it was. THE TEACHER OF THE MONTH IS UP!. TAKE A LOOK AND SEE WHO THE UNLUCKY TEACHER IS
And I am going to help promote my friend Billy's website,
"The Place of the Nasty,"
So check it out...
He has :

• Vile Contest
• Anti-Hanson
• Skater Links
• Chat Room
• A simple way to make money on the Internet
• And More...

New Desktop Theme This one is one of my most annoyinest ones too. So use it to make someone mad!! This will make you Laugh Out Loud to see the reaction on someone's face! I added more Internet Game Chat rooms. You can find them From the Funstuff > Games >. There is also a new MIDI playing, so guess what it is and check out what the last one was.

Coming Soon
Grand Theft Auto Internet Gaming,
you can see what I have done so far. NOTE: This is still in the process of being made.
Grand Theft Auto
Net Connection Chat

New Desktop Theme
This is a new theme I created. I finally put it up. Look for a couple more themes. This new one is a funny one. So I will be releasing "The Worlds Most Annoying Desktop Theme," so keep a look out for it! I am thinking about adding a members section. There will have special member section where I will have some of my favorite internet resources for my members only. I will keep you all up to date when I accomplish this. I am in the process of fixing up some stuff on my pages.

I have an Anouncment To make today. I formated my hardrive this Saturaday. And I backed up all the stuff I really needed, Like ICQ. My whole entire list is now gone. I guess the list was hidden in the WINDOWS directory. So if you were on my list, and I am on your list. I'm sure I am still on your list, so page me so I can add you again. And those that want to add me to their list, you are welcomed, my UIN# is 4761759

I just Recieved the Results from the 1st Annual High Desert Web Page Contest, Click here to view to results. If you wish to view the webpage I made from the contest, you can find it here.

Hmmm, It looks like that last midi was TOO hard for you all. It was "Goonies," and now there is a new midi up. Hopefully you all will figure out that one. Be sure to sign that Guestbook, take the survey, and maybe add a link. I have tons of stuff that you can interact with, but no one cares. :( So please participate. I recieved a teacher of the month form, so There will be one up next month.

I made the Less graphic section look a lot better. Plus I moved some sections in to different catagories. There is a new Midi up, go check out what the last one was.

I am now trying a new sysem of recording my history. I am going to leave dates now. I should of thought of it long ago. I am encouraging ALL of you do take advantage of the Message Board, Add a Link, Gossip Page, And Scrawl wall. Please take advantage of those sections. The Arcade section is down, You probably didn't notice. But I am going to get it fixed when I get a chance. Look for a new mystery midi, and The Teacher Of The Month. I know the Teacher of Month has been slow, but no one is participating. I will just look for one of the old archives. So look for the new teacher sometime this or next week.