WTF is a Maa·bit!?!?

For those who know me very well are very familar with the maabit. Long story short, a Maabit is a word me and school chums developed to make fun of an annoying kid who lived in our neighborhood.

Maabit Remix Tracks

For your hearing pleasure and entertainment, I share with you some Maabit tracks. Load them on your MP3 player, burn them on a CD, blast it in your car, do what you want!

• Chemical Maabit
• Dance Of The Frobienus Frairys
• Maabit Busters!
• The Beatiful Maabit

Lore

So What is Maabit? A Maabit is a magical creature that:

• looks like a sheep
• sounds like a sheep
• walks like a sheep
• smells like a sheep
• feels like a sheep

You know what? It ain't a sheep. It has a head of a human being. I bet your wondering how it got the head of a human being. There is a Frobienus Frairy that talks in Frobienus Fronics that turns innocent, annoying teenagers into Maabits. I bet you are wondering why the Frobienus Frairy turns innocent, annoying teenagers into Maabits. Well, I asked the Frobienus Frairy and she said, "Fri fro frit fror frhe fricks!" Of course Frobienus Frairy speaks in Frobienus Fronics, so what she said was, "I do it for the kicks !" But if you noticed that the Frobienus Frairy is almost the complete opposite of a Maabit. She has a head of a sheep, and a body of a human.